Daughter to father: “Dad, there is something my boyfriend
said to me, that I didn’t understand. He said that I have a beautiful chassis,
lovely airbags and a fantastic bumper.” Father’s response: “Tell your boyfriend
that if he opens your bonnet and tries to check your oil with his dipstick, I
will tighten his nuts so hard that his headlights will pop out and he will
start leaking from his exhaust pipe.
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